Tales from an eternal gypsy who believes anything can happen

Back Door Betty

For as long as we can remember, the female anatomy has fallen into three distinct categories; legs, tits and ass. While most men undoubtably appreciate all three, isn’t it true that some guys prefer an ample bosom over a great pair of gams? And vice versa. Well, this post is dedicated to the ass man.

What makes anal sex so appealing to men, anyway? I’ve been out of the dating game for a while, but in chatting with some of my singles, it would seem this is still the case. Is it the taboo nature of the act itself? I mean, are we really meant to put something in there? The plumbing certainly doesn’t support it. I don’t know many girls who haven’t given it a shot, but none of them seem to include anal sex among their preferred sexual positions. Without sounding too vanilla, I’d just like to say it’s trickier than it seems. Anal beads and other goodies, indeed. But taking it up the shoot on a regular basis seems unreasonable.

It doesn’t happen as easily as it does in porn, fellas. There’s a lot of necessary preparation – and meditation – that must take place before you enter by way of the back door. A nice massage, some deep breathing, wine and perhaps a little weed have all proven effective leading up to the act itself. But if it doesn’t work out, don’t be discouraged. The stars must be aligned. The all mighty tukus gods must be smiling down on you.

I’ve met girls who have climaxed during anal sex, so there must be something to this age old act that might be worth exploring. What do you think possums, am I being a prude or is there more to it?

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3 Responses to “Back Door Betty”

  1. AA defunct

    I’m not a prude, but I’ve just never had any luck being able to successfully complete an AA meeting (anal attempt). It might have something to do with the size of the men I’ve been with – well endowed, but, I think girls are all built differently too. It sucks, ‘cuz I’d like to have another trick in the book but there is no amount of illicit substance that can have me relax enough without incredible amounts of pain. Orgasm? Are you kidding me? I thought my bf was lying to me about that! I’m a bit jealous not gonna lie. AA meetings are nothing but painful for me. :(

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  2. urbancowgirlvancouver

    @ AA defunct – I hear ya sista. Some of us are blessed with the ability to ‘take it’ I suppose, but no amount of liquor or substance seems to help on my end either – pun intended!

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